February 13, 2008     

Now 35% more absorbent!

NOTE FROM ANDY:

What if babies or toddlers had written a majority
of the popular music over the past couple of
centuries? What would titles or lyrics be?

The Top 10 Songs
by Babies or Toddlers

10> Ch-ch-ch-change me!
(Turn and get one clean)
Ch-ch-change me!
Y’know I wanna be a drier kid!

9> Talcum On Feel The Noize

8> With or without poo
With or without poo
I can’t sleep/With or
without poo.

7> Swan Puddle

6> The Monster Rash

5> I would walk 500 yards

4> Drooooooool’s Out! For! Sum-mer!

3> Sesame Street Fightin’ Man

2> Doodoo Chile

and the Number 1 Song by Babies or Toddlers…

1> Blanky Schoen

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Credits:

Selected from 40 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1, 10 (10th #1!)
Stephen Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 2
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 3
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 4, 6, 9 (Hat trick!)
Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 5
John O’Byrne, Dublin, Ireland — 7
Roy Opochinski, Toms River, NJ — 8
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Topic
Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME — Banner tag
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Maestro