November 7, 2001     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

In honor of the Great American Smoke-Out, this week we present:

The Top 9 Songs About Smoking

9> It’s Raining Menthols

8> Jump in the Grave (Smoke, Smoke Senora)

7> For Those About to Smoke, We *unghahhackhackglackBLARG!*

6> Another One Lights the Butt

5> Every Breath You Trach

4> Supercalifragilistic Chronic Halitosis

3> While My Cigar Gently Reeks

2> Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Spots of Emphysema

and the Number 1 Song About Smoking…

1> Low Tar: So Beautiful to Me

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Credits:

Selected from 41 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 1, 4 (3rd #1!)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2
Lil Owens, Lorain, OH — 3
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — 5
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 6
Jonathan P. Bernick, Conway, SC — 7
Mark H. Anbinder, Ithaca, NY — 8
Lissa Loadholt, Charlotte, NC — 9
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — Banner Tag
Nancy Vaine, Fairfield, CT — RU list name
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro