April 30, 2008     

You reek-a!

The Top 8 Songs About Poor Hygiene

8> Eight Days I Reek

7> These Feet Weren’t Made For Washin’

6> Doodoo Child

5> Everybody’s Got Something to Wash Except for Me and My Monkey

4> It’s Rainin’ Phlegm

3> Little Douche, Coop?

2> Wouldn’t It Be Lice?

and the Number 1 Song About Poor Hygiene…

1> Brother Love’s Traveling Toothbrushin’ Show

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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Patricia Kellogg, Cleveland, OH — 1 (2nd #1!)
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 2
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3, 4
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 6
Brian Bell, Seattle, WA — 7
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 8
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — Topic
Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME — Banner tag
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Nitty Gritty Dirty Roadies

Don’t I Make Your Blue Water Brown?

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

I Want You To Wash Me

(Patricia Kellogg, Cleveland, OH)

Oh Dandruff Boy

(Randy Lee, Burke, VA)

Puttin’ On the Spritz

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Smells Like Teen Armpit

(Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS)

(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

The Continuing Story of Dung-Covered Bill

(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)

Yeast of Burden

(Brian Bell, Seattle, WA)

Runners Up list name

(Randy Lee, Burke, VA)