May 23, 2007     

Swan Songs R Us

NOTE FROM JEFF:

This will be my last list as Maestro of Top5
Music. It has been an enormous pleasure helping
to keep you entertained over the last 6+ years,
but I am leaving the list in the most
excellently capable hands of Mr. Andy Grosser.
All the funny, with only half the knee injuries!

The Top 10 Songs About Pigs

10> P-O-R-K in the U.S.A.

9> Muck the Police

8> Bacon It to the Streets

7> Slop! In the Name of Mud

6> Squeal in the Sty

5> Days of Swine and Roses

4> Sgt. Porker’s Lonely Hearts Club Ham

3> Feel Like Bacon Club

2> Try a Little Tenderloin

and the Number 1 Song About Pigs…

1> Sow, Am I Supposed to Live Without You?

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Credits:

Selected from 55 submissions from 19 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 1 (8th #1!)
David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — 2
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3, 6, 7 (Hat trick!)
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 4
Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ — 5
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5
Brian Bell, Seattle, WA — 7, 8
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 7, 9
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 10
Tina Danecke, Edmonton, AB — 10
Matt Kall, Solon, OH — Topic
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Sent to the Slaughterhouse

Bacon Care of Business

(Randy Lee, Burke, VA)

(Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS)

Pigga, Please

(Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS)

You Are the Young Swine of My Life

(Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO)

Always on My Rind

(Stephen Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)

I Can Squeal for Miles

(Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN)

Soo-hee-dio

(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)

Red, Red Swine

(Matt Kall, Solon, OH)

(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

Bacon Whoopie

(Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA)

Runners Up list name

(Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ)