March 7, 2007     

Who wants to Google my Yahoo?

The Top 9 Songs About Paul and
Heather Mills McCartney’s Divorce

9> Pissed and Shouting

8> Please, Fleece Me

7> Got to Get You Out as My Wife

6> Leg It Be

5> I Really, REALLY Should Have Known Better

4> Baby, You’re a Bitch, Damn!

3> (You Say You Wanna) Dissolution

2> Nixing a Ho

and the Number 1 Song About Paul and Heather Mills McCartney’s Divorce…

1> Way Screwed

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Credits:

Selected from 55 submissions from 20 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Stephen Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3, 8
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — 4, 6, 7 (Hat trick!)
Braxton Williams, Wilmington, NC — 5
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 7, 9
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 7
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 7
David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — Topic
Matt Kall, Solon, OH — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Without a Leg to Stand On

You’re Going to Give Me Your Money

(Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR)

(Lissa Loadholt, Charlotte, NC)

Listen to What the Judge Said

(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

(Chris White, Los Angeles, CA)

Tragical Misery Tour

(Chris White, Los Angeles, CA)

No More Homely Wives

(Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL)

All My Loving (and Half My Assets)

(Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA)

Golden Blunders

(Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS)

Drive My Car - in Fact, Live in My House and Spend All My Money,
Too

(Braxton Williams, Wilmington, NC)

Litigious Bird (This Wood Has Flown)

(Brian Bell, Seattle, WA)

Why Don’t We Do It in the Court

(Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS)

The Fool on the Hill Should Have Signed a Pre-Nup

(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)

Runners Up list name

(Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA)

(David Toth, Milwaukee, WI)