January 25, 2006     

We want you to want us.

The Top 8 Songs about Masturbation

8> Paradise by the Monitor Light

7> I Wanna Hold My Gland

6> Jumpin’ Jack-Off Flash

5> I’ve Got a Friend

4> My Body Is a Wonderland

3> Nub-Thumping

2> Born to Rub

and the Number 1 Song about Masturbation…

1> Hood Vibrations

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Credits:

Selected from 47 submissions from 16 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

MJ Finan, Cleveland, OH — 1 (2nd #1!)
Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN — 2
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — 3
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — 4
Braxton Williams, USA — 5, 7
Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN — 6
Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ — 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — Topic
Marty Cole, Fayetteville, NY — Banner tag
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — Backup Singer

RUNNERS UP list — Give Yourself a Hand Anyhow

50 Ways to Be Your Own Lover
(Tina Danecke, Ottawa, ON)

I Will Always Love Me
(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

Jingle Balls
(Braxton Williams, USA)

Slow Hand, Fast Hand, Faster Hand
(Judith Cottrill, Bronx, New York)

Strokin’ in the Boys’ Room
(Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA)
(MJ Finan, Cleveland, OH)
(Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ)

Runners Up list name
(Mike McClure, Clawson, MI)