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October 18, 2006
by Replacing a Word With “Pants”
8> He blew his pants out in a car
7> Everybody wants to pants the world
6> Hey! Teacher! Leave those pants alone!
5> I’ve got pants in low places
4> I’ll show you everything
With pants wide open
3> Take the pants off, Fanny
Take the pants for free
Take the pants off, Fanny
And you can put the pants right on me
2> And I can’t get it out of my pants
No, I can’t get it out of my pants
Now my old world is gone for dead
‘Cause I can’t get it out of my pants
If he loves you so
It’s in his pants!
Selected from 60 submissions from 20 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1 (25th #1!)
Stephen Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 2, 3
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3
Dan Black, Ames, IA — 4
David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — 5
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 6
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 7
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 8
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro
(Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)
You’re in my heart, you’re in my pants
(Tina Danecke, Edmonton, AB)
(In your pants) The light, the heat
(In your pants) I am complete
(Braxton Williams, Wilmington, NC)
The fire’s in their pants and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it
(Dan Black, Ames, IA)
I can’t live if livin’ is without pants
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Got to get you into my pants
(Judith Cottrill, Bronx, New York)
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Get outta my dreams, get into my pants
(Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE)
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
(G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa)
I’ve got you under my pants
(Stephen Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
We won’t get pantsed again
(Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)
Runners Up list name
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)