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November 8, 2006
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Favorite Rock Star Is a Lawyer
7> “For Those Parties of the Second Part About to Rock, the Party
of the First Part (Hereinafter ‘We’) Salutes You!”
6> Plays for an hour, bills you for three.
5> “Farewell Tour” ads have small print at the bottom: “Usage of
the term ‘Farewell’ does not constitute a binding agreement
guaranteeing against future tours by said artist, should said
artist’s financial circumstances render retirement
impracticable.”
4> Halfway through the second set, the lead singer has the
stenographer read the lyrics back to him.
3> Before he joined: “Boy band.”
After he joined: “Limited liability partnership of musically
inclined adolescent males.”
2> Tickets are free, yo, but you have to forfeit your real estate
to attend the “Eminem Domain” show.
Selected from 45 submissions from 17 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Paul L. Gaba, Village of Wellington, FL — 1 (2nd #1!)
Brian Bell, Seattle, WA — 2
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX — 3
David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — 4
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5
Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN — 6
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 7
Matt Kall, Solon, OH — 7, Topic
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro
initial here. And sign here.”
(Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN)
Before he pulls Courteney Cox up on stage with him, he has her
sign a waiver.
(Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA)
“That depends on what the definition of ‘bit it while on the
crapper’ is, thankyuhverymuch!”
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Appears on CNN to point out that it is not technically lip
synching if his lips never move.
(Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX)
OJ’s trial: Long and pointless.
Meat Loaf’s songs: See previous description.
(Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE)
As much as he’s in court, he’s either a lawyer or one of the Beach
Boys.
(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)
“I want a new drug, but side effects may include itching,
diarrhea, wheezing, puffy eyes….”
(David Toth, Milwaukee, WI)
They make too much money, sell their souls to Satan and their
lyrics have double meanings — aren’t *all* rock stars lawyers?
(David Toth, Milwaukee, WI)
Opens his concert with the following statement: “The images and
views expressed during this performance are the sole property of
me; any rebroadcast, retransmission or digital photos taken via
cellular phone or any other method without expressed written
consent of myself, Major League Baseball, the NCAA, the National
Football League, MySpace or TopFive are strictly prohibited.”
(Paul L. Gaba, Village of Wellington, FL)
Runners Up list name
(David Toth, Milwaukee, WI)