February 25, 2004     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

We kid you not: Former Jethro Tull keyboardist
(formerly known as) David Palmer is now a woman named Dee.

The Top 8 Signs Your Favorite
Musician Has Had a Sex Change Operation

8> Next year, Justin Timberlake doesn’t need a halftime show
collaborator in order to reveal an ample bosom.

7> Britney appears to have had something else augmented.

6> Cece DeVille looks just like he did in 1987, but without the
distracting bulge in his pants.

5> New single? “Strawberry Daiquiriville.”

4> Ringo’s trademark rings now match his belt, shoes and purse.

3> That extra twinkle in her eye when she sings “You Make Me
Feel Like a *Natural* Woman.”

2> Well, the way Jermaine makes quotation marks with his fingers
every time he says the word “brother” might be a clue.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Favorite Musician Has Had a Sex Change
Operation…

1> “Hi, I’m Sir Elton John, for Massengill.”

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL — 1 (13th #1!)
Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — 2, 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, Topic
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4, 8
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 6
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 7, RU list name
Lissa Loadholt, Charlotte, NC — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro