May 5, 2004     

The Top 8 Signs You Weren’t Cut
Out to Play Punk Rock (Part II)

8> When writing a song, you think, “What would Yanni do here?”

7> You fainted when you put on your mom’s clip-on earring.

6> Chronic dry-mouth renders you unable to spit on the audience.

5> The only angst in your life happens when both “CSI” and
“Friends” are repeats.

4> Your political rage is already channeled into the Stop Molly
Ringwald movement.

3> Your wet nurse frowns upon it.

2> Your set list includes “Civil Obedience,” “Government Rocks,”
and “Listen to Your Parents.”

and the Number 1 Sign You Weren’t Cut Out to Play Punk Rock…

1> “Wear a kilt? But I’m not Scottish!”

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Credits:

Selected from 62 submissions from 20 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1 (7th #1!)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 2, 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3
Joel Baskin, Seattle, WA — 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 5
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — 7
Dustin Moskowitz, Skillman, NJ — 7
David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — 7, 8
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 7, RU list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro