April 11, 2001     

The Top 8 Signs You Paid Too
Much for Your Concert Ticket

8> “Really, honey, this is Streisand’s FINAL concert!”

7> One 35-minute set, nine Culture Club covers.

6> Obscured view is one thing, but sitting behind Ann Wilson is
just too much.

5> Not only your nose, but also your ears and anus start bleeding.

4> Front row seat? Worth it.
Limo ride to and from the show? Worth it.
The opportunity to father Melissa Etheridge’s next child?
Maybe not.

3> The kid next to you says, “Pay? You have to PAY for your
tickets? I get mine on Napster.”

2> “I never noticed before, but David Crosby smells like gravy.”

and the Number 1 Sign You Paid Too Much for Your Concert Ticket…

1> “And introducing Van Halen’s new lead singer — Matt Kall
of Cleveland Heights, Ohio!”

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 Music List authors are:

Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 1, 2, 4 (1st #1!/Hat trick!/Rookie!)
Mark H. Anbinder, Ithaca, NY — 3, 8 (Rookie!)
Dave Berman, San Francisco, CA — 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 6
Jeff Conner, San Jose, CA — 7, Topic
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Banner Tag
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — RU list name
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro