November 5, 2008     

Fresh from the hospital and the recording studio…

NOTE FROM ANDY:

Yep, Britney’s back. Most items about
her in the news lately have actually
been positive, ranging from her slowly
stabilizing personal life to her new
writhing… er, writing new music.

The Top 5 Signs of
Britney Spears’ Comeback

5> She’s sleeping with the entire cast of “High School Musical
3.”

4> Christina Aguilera is seen mumbling sinisterly to herself
while reading “Billboard.”

3> Her original “tweener” fan base now grown up, she’s cast as
Miley Cyrus’ long-lost cousin, Sleazy Louisiana.

2> That last-minute swing through Nevada and South Dakota really
paid off: Eight electoral votes, baby!!

and the Number 1 Sign of Britney Spears’ Comeback…

1> The ocean seems to be turning into blood. Also, demons are
assailing my ears with torturous noise — oh wait, that’s just
Britney’s new CD. Still, blood in the sea.

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 1 (5th #1!)
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 2
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3, 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 4
Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME — Topic, Banner tag
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Speared

Having a knocked-up 17-year old relative is so trendy it’s become
downright vice-presidential.

(Randy Lee, Burke, VA)

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Panty sales at Victoria’s Secret are down 36%.

(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)

(Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY)

That unearthly smell of brimstone that seems to follow her around
again.

(David Toth, Milwaukee, WI)

Runners Up list name

(Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME)