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May 7, 2008
another rock concert documentary, this
time about The Rolling Stones. It’s
called “Shine a Light,” and it’s been
well-received by fans and critics.
What did we see, hear, or learn from the film?
8> Keith Richards actually uses wrinkle cream. To GET wrinkles.
That stuff works!
7> Supermodels no longer supplied in bulk; now only brought in on
“as needed” basis.
6> The real “Brown Sugar” was a tranny named LaWanda.
5> Aspiring monk Charlie Watts hasn’t spoken a word since May 7,
1991.
4> Not only have all their children grown to adulthood, so have
their grandchildren. And Bowie’s had ‘em all.
3> If Joe Pesci wants to sing “As Tears Go By,” Joe Pesci gets to
sing “As Tears Go By.”
2> According to recently discovered footage, they played backup
for Dylan.
film.
Selected from 42 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 1 (4th #1!)
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 2, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 7
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 8
Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME — Banner tag
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Topic, Maestro
in particular the study of black holes.
(Randy Lee, Burke, VA)
“Let’s spend the late afternoon together,
I need naps more than ever”
(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)
Manning the concession stands? Hell’s Angels.
(Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME)
The only items in the group’s first aid van are Chapstick, Botox
and cases of Jack Daniels.
(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)
Tour rider calls for all green M&Ms to be replaced with little
blue pills.
(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
(Randy Lee, Burke, VA)
Runners Up list name
(Randy Lee, Burke, VA)