May 9, 2007     

Overwhelmed by rumors this high, and overcome by lows.

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Just last month, Rolling Stones guitarist
Keith Richards told a reporter that he
once snorted a mixture of cocaine and his
father’s ashes. He denies it now, but that
ship’s cat has sailed out of the bag.

The Top 8 Rolling Stones
Songs About Snorting Your Father

8> Snort Me Up

7> Father’s Little Huffer

6> Have You Sniffed Your Father, Baby, Crouching in the Shadow?

5> Let’s Snort My Dad Together

4> You Can’t Always Sniff From Your Pop

3> 19th Perverse Trache-down

2> Bumping Back Ash

and the Number 1 Rolling Stones Song About Snorting Your Father…

1> It’s Only Pop ‘n’ Blow (But I Like It)

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Credits:

Selected from 45 submissions from 15 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — 1, 8 (4th #1!)
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 1, 7 (2nd #1!)
Stephen Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 2, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3
Matt Kall, Solon, OH — 4, Topic
Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY — 5, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN — 5, 7
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — 5, 8
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 6
Doug Finney, Houston, TX — 7
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 7, 8
Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ — 8
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Father Blows Best

Emotional Ah-CHOO!

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Anybody Seen My Daddy?

(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

(Hey, Dad) Get Into My Nose

(Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ)

Get Yer Da-Da’s Out

(Matt Kall, Solon, OH)

Runners Up list name

(Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ)