February 23, 2005     

The Top 8 Rock
Stars’ Kids’ Complaints

8> Tommy Lee: “How am I supposed to measure up to *that*?!”

7> Billy Joel and Ric Ocasek: “Why couldn’t I turn out looking
like Mom instead?”

6> Darius Rucker: “Right, Dad… a Grammy-winning, multi-
platinum album, and friends with famous athletes. Now tell
us what your *real* job was in the ’90s.”

5> Madonna: “What do you mean I can’t look at porn? Everyone’s
seen *you* naked!”

4> Steven Tyler: “Dad looks like a lady.”

3> Sting: “Can we please have our allowance *before* you embark
on your six-hour ingasm?”

2> Pete Townshend: “We are most definitely *not* all right.”

and the Number 1 Rock Star’s Kid’s Complaint…

1> Melissa Etheridge: “What, Neil Young wasn’t available that
weekend?”

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brian Bell, Seattle, WA — 1, 2, 3 (1st #1!
Natural hat trick!)
Marty Hale-Evans, Seattle, WA — 4, 7
Kate Melnyk, Tewksbury, MA — 5 (Rookie!)
Dustin Moskowitz, Skillman, NJ — 6
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — 8
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — Topic
Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ — RU list name
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro