February 2, 2005     

The Top 9 Rock ‘n’
Roll Retirement Home Names

9> Highway to Hell Manor: Dirty Diapers, Done Dirt Cheap

8> The Can’t Find My Way Home

7> In-a-Gadda-da-Villa

6> Those About to Croak

5> Stopped Making Sense

4> Slim Shady Pines

3> Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Old Folks Home

2> The Retirement Village People

and the Number 1 Rock ‘n’ Roll Retirement Home Name…

1> Rolling Homes: For When You’ve Outlived Keith Richards

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Credits:

Selected from 61 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Patricia Kellogg, Cleveland, OH — 1 (1st #1! Woohoo!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 4
MJ Finan, Cleveland, OH — 5, 8
Shawn McWhorter, St. Paul, MN — 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 8
Marty Hale-Evans, Seattle, WA — 9
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — Topic
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — RU list name
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro