November 26, 2003     

The Top 7 Roadie Pickup Lines

7> “I’ll give YOU a backstage pass if you give ME one, if you
know what I mean.”

6> “To be quite honest, Mr. Wonder, I’m absolutely gorgeous!”

5> “I’m giving you an ‘All Access Pass’ to my pants.”

4> “How would you like to kiss the lips that kiss Bon Jovi’s
butt?”

3> “I don’t just *carry* Bruce’s guitar on stage, I *tune* it,
too.”

2> “Can I have her when you’re done, Mick?”

and the Number 1 Roadie Pickup Line…

1> “Could you give me a hand stretching this cable?”

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa — 1 (1st #1!
Woohoo!)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 2, 6
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 4, 5
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 7
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — Topic
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — RU list name
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro