November 6, 2002     

The Top 9 Rejected
Top5 Music List Topics

9> Top 5 Chords in Ramones Songs

8> Top 5 Reasons Members of the General Public Should Rip Off
Justin Timberlake’s Arms and Beat Him with the Bloody Stumps

7> Top 5 Songs Named After Hurricanes

6> Top 5 Sex Acts with Which You Can Successfully Bribe Jeffrey
Anbinder to Use Your Submission

5> Top 5 Things Found in Tracy Chapman’s Nappy ‘Do

4> Top 2 Reasons the Beatles Waited Too Long to Reunite

3> Top 5 Musicians Not Caught on Tape Screwing Pamela Anderson

2> Top 5 Song Titles Utilizing the Phrase “Anal Warts”

and the Number 1 Rejected Top5 Music List Topic…

1> Top 5 Chicks I’ve Had After Telling Them I’m a Top5 Music
List Contributor

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — 1, 9 (4th #1!)
Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX — 2, 3
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4
Brian Bell, Seattle, WA — 5
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — 6, 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 7
Mo Schnike, Glenview, IL — 8
Andy Grosser, Boston, MA — Topic
Nancy Vaine, Fairfield, CT — RU list name
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro