June 20, 2001     

The Top 10 Rejected
Rapper Names (Part I)

10> Ghostface Hairdressah

9> Peanut Eminem

8> N.W.A. (Nerds Who’re Accountants)

7> Sniff Butty-Butt

6> MC Escher

5> The Yeasty Boys

4> MC Trailer Park

3> Ephram the Thrifty-Spending, Cop-Loving, Women’s-Rights
Advocate

2> Orange Pekoe T

and the Number 1 Rejected Rapper Name…

1> Grandmaster Bates

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Credits:

Selected from 47 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dave Berman, San Francisco, CA — 1 (2nd #1!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, RU list name
Jeff Conner, San Jose, CA — 3, 7
Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT — 4
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 5, Last Week’s Topic
Julie Kozaczka Stahlhut, Kalamazoo, MI — 6, Topic
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 8
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — 9
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 10
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — Topic
Slick Sharkey, Miami, Florida — Banner Tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro