January 7, 2004     

The Top 8 Rejected
Music Celeb Endorsements

8> Lynyrd Skynyrd & Vagisil - “Eeeew, That Smell!”

7> Ozzy Osbourne & Alka Seltzer - “I can’t believe I ate the
whole bat!”

6> J.Lo & Taco Bell - “Think outside the buns.”

5> Toni Basil & EverLast Boxing Gloves - “Sometimes one hit is
all you’re gonna get!”

4> Michael Jackson & OshKosh B’Gosh - “The doggone boy’s pants
are half off!”

3> Judas Priest & AOL - “You’ve Got Another Mail Coming!”

2> Alanis Morrisette & Ben & Jerry’s — “Supposed Former Chubby
Hubby Junkie”

and the Number 1 Rejected Music Celeb Endorsement…

1> AC/DC & Country Crock - “For Those About to Crock, We Salute
You!”

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1 (5th #1!), Topic
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 2, 4, RU list name
Patricia Kellogg, Cleveland, OH — 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — 6, 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 8
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro