March 28, 2001     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Attention country music fans:
This won’t be the last time we make fun of a musical genre.
Trust me.

The Top 7 Rejected
Country & Western Band Names

7> The Grateful Jed

6> The Cappuccino Cowboys

5> The Shiksa Chicks

4> Men Without Sisters

3> Johnny Syntax and the Gramatically Correct Boys

2> The Chix With Dix

and the Number 1 Rejected Country & Western Band Name…

1> The Hyundai Driving Transvestite Boys

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeff Conner, San Jose, CA — 1 (1st #1! Rookie!)
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 2, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, Florida — 4
Dave Berman, San Francisco, CA — 5
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 7, Topic
Julie Kozaczka Stahlhut, Kalamazoo, MI — Topic
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Banner Tag
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — RU list name
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro