May 21, 2003     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

After Creed performed a less-than-stellar set not
long ago, some of their fans decided to sue.

The Top 7 Reasons We’re
Suing Our Favorite Artists

7> Seeing KISS without make-up caused severe emotional distress.

6> Prince: I’ve had to get the tattoo of his name on my arm
changed nine times! Someone’s got to pay!

5> We’re suing J-Lo for divorce. Call it a pre-emptive strike,
if you will.

4> Michael Jackson: He used my nose without my permission.

3> Britney Spears: I paid $29.95 for access to a Web site, and
it wasn’t even really her naked!

2> Roger Daltrey: Got old; didn’t die.

and the Number 1 Reason We’re Suing Our Favorite Artist…

1> I have plenty of love, but that’s not all I need. I think
John Lennon’s estate can help fill the void.

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1 (10th #1!)
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 2
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, 6
Tina Danecke, Ottawa, Canada — 4
Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT — 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 7
Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — Topic
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — RU list name
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro