March 31, 2004     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Keyboardists, don’t fret. (Get it? Fret? Ha! I slay
me.) The companion list is coming next week.

The Top 6 Reasons It’s Better to Be
a Guitar Player Than a Keyboard Player

6> Have you ever seen a guitarist have to reboot in the middle
of a song?

5> Two words: John Tesh.

4> It’s easier on the spine to parade around on stage with your
*guitar* slung over your shoulder.

3> Guitar tuner: That dude who keeps following your band around
for free. Piano tuner: Expensive, kinda gay German guy.

2> You save big bucks on lighter fluid.

and the Number 1 Reason It’s Better to Be a Guitar Player Than a
Keyboard Player…

1> White keys *and* black keys?!? Whoa, do I look like Einstein
or something?

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Credits:

Selected from 42 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 2, 4
Dustin Moskowitz, Skillman, NJ — 3
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4
Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ — 5, RU list name
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — Topic
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro