July 16, 2003     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

After more than a year and many, many millions of
dollars, Cher continues to sell out venues all
over for her farewell tour, outselling younger,
supposedly more popular artists. What’s up with that?

The Top 6 Reasons Cher’s
“Final Tour” Just Won’t Die

6> Contract with Satan doesn’t expire until 2004.

5> My indecision over whether it will take a silver bullet or a
wooden stake through the heart to kill her tour.

4> Apparently there are a LOT more gay people than we’ve been
led to believe.

3> Hasn’t hit the “10 year/10,000,000 mile” limit on her
replacement parts.

2> “I will not stop until I have found the weapons of mass
destruction!”

and the Number 1 Reason Cher’s “Final Tour” Just Won’t Die…

1> Touring is a good excuse to turn down all those recent
wedding invitations from Canada.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 1 (5th #1!)
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 2
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — 3, 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 4, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — Topic, Banner tag
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — RU list name
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro