August 25, 2004     

The Top 9 Punchlines to
Jokes About Musical Instruments

9> “The last time she blew a tuba, she nearly passed out!”

8> “… and then the French horn surrendered!”

7> “Stradivarius? She wouldn’t even talk to us!”

6> “That was no drum. That was my fife!”

5> “Then the flute says, ‘Holy crap! A talking banjo!’”

4> “No, but the didgeries do.”

3> “I would, but I really have to take a pizzicato.”

2> “So then Clinton says, ‘If that’s my cigar, where did I stick
my saxophone?!’”

and the Number 1 Punchline to a Joke About Musical Instruments…

1> “There’s *always* room for cello.”

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Credits:

Selected from 50 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 1, 4 (6th #1!)
Tina Danecke, Ottawa, ON — 2
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 3
Shawn McWhorter, St. Paul, MN — 5 (Rookie!)
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 6, Topic, RU list name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 8
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 9
Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro