February 7, 2007     

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the list.

NOTE FROM JEFF:

The Police are reuniting for the first time in
21 years to perform at the Grammy Awards on
February 11 - followed, rumor has it, by a tour.

The Top 9 Police
Songs Updated for 2007

9> Message in a Blog

8> Every Breast You Fake

7> Can’t Stand Losing Bladder Control

6> King of Prunes

5> Rapper, Pull My Finger

4> Don’t Stand So Close to Me (I have GI problems)

3> Miss Gradenko (And the High School Student She Slept With)

2> When the Day Is Running Down, You Make the Best of the Early-Bird Special at IHOP

and the Number 1 Police Song Updated for 2007…

1> Without Fibercon: King of Pain
With Fibercon: De Do Do Do, De Da Da Daaaahhhh

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Credits:

Selected from 50 submissions from 17 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Kall, Solon, OH — 1 (9th #1!)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 2
Paul L. Gaba, Village of Wellington, FL — 3, 9
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 4, Topic
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5, Banner tag
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 6
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — 7
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, New York — 8
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 9
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Still at the Academy

Syncolostomy

(Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA)

When the World Is Globally Warming, You Make the Best of Mediocre
Performing

(Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA)

Don’t Stand So Close to Me if You’re Going to Shout and Spray
Saliva

(Stephen Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)

Every Breath You Take Further Depletes the Ozone Layer

(Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA)

Can’t Stand Losing…Uh, What Was Your Name Again?

(Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX)

Roxanne (You Don’t Have to Turn Off the Night Light)

(Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA)

Every Little Pill I Take Is Magic

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Zenyatta Mondatta (Is on the No-Fly List)

(Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR)

Metamucil in a Bottle

(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

Runners Up list name

(Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA)