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July 18, 2001
10> Prosthetic limbs for Supermodels, TV Actresses, and Andy Dick.
9> Let’s just say that after six hours a day wearing earplugs or
headphones, a Q-Tip just isn’t going to cut it.
8> A post to tie your gerbil up out in the front yard.
7> “Hey, we can use a picture of two drumsticks in an X to be the
logo of our band.” “No! For the last time, Tommy, the name
of the band is STYX! S-T-Y-X!”
6> Bait for trapping “Stomp” cast members. (Legal limit: 3)
5> Smother in cranberry sauce and sweet potato pie, then fling it
against the wall and commence the Berman family Thanksgiving.
4> While your guitarist burns his axe on stage, toast
marshmallows.
3> “Charlie, poke Keith to see if the bloke’s still alive.”
2> Tied together, they keep that Blair Witch skank away from your
Holiday Inn gigs.
Selected from 43 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT — 1 (1st #1!)
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — 2
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 3, 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3
Doug Finney, Houston, TX — 4
Dave Berman, San Francisco, CA — 5
Ken Snyder, St. Charles, MO — 7
Laurie Northrup, Syracuse, NY — 8
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — 9
Colin Ritchie, San Diego, CA — 10
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 10
Jeff Conner, San Jose, CA — Topic
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — Banner Tag
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — RU list name
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro