August 13, 2003     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Not long ago, Britney Spears admitted to the world
that she isn’t still a virgin. She had had sex
with Justin Timberlake, apparently, because she
believed they would eventually get married.
Frankly, our world is shattered. We don’t know
what to believe anymore.

The Top 9 Other
Things Britney Admits

9> The song “Oops, I Did It Again” refers to her severe
flatulence problem.

8> She can’t wait to see if she turns out like Debbie Gibson,
selling karaoke machines on Home Shopping; or like Tiffany,
posing naked in Playboy.

7> When she was 11 years old, she killed Vince Foster.

6> Her first “lesbian experience” with Christina Aguilera was
actually an unfortunate, drunken night with Dee Snyder.

5> Got her implants because “They were eventually going to grow
that big anyway.”

4> As a matter of fact, she *does* prefer to sleep with pale,
out-of-shape guys in their mid 30’s who write Internet humor.

3> Spent three hours studying for her Pepsi Challenge, but still
only got a D.

2> Yeah, she and Justin had sex, but she had to wear an “AJ”
facemask so he could perform.

and the Number 1 Other Thing Britney Admits…

1> When it became apparent she and Justin weren’t going to get
married, she slept with the rest of *NSYNC, as well. Then
the Backstreet Boys. And the Detroit Red Wings.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 1, RU list name (6th #1!)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3
Tina Danecke, Ottawa, ON — 3
Dustin Moskowitz, Skillman, NJ — 4, 8, Topic
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 5
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — 6
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 7
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 9
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro