Previous list: 
August 9, 2006
of a John Mellencamp concert a few weeks
ago when the rock singer (and Quayle’s
fellow Indianan) introduced a song by
bad-mouthing the current administration.
We’re Mad at John Mellencamp
8> After all the money and effort I spent to get “WORLD’S NUMBER
ONE JOHNNY COUGAR FAN” tattooed across my torso, you have to
ask?!
7> I’ve had a few bad experiences renting from Hertz, and I’m
pissed at him for recommending them.
6> I mixed me up a batch of that Farm-Ade. That stuff’s nasty.
5> “I can remember when you could stop a clock” has *never*
worked as a pick-up line.
4> S-P-A-M in my I-N box.
3> His little pink house is a 22-bedroom mansion in a gated
community.
2> Authority 347, Me 0.
Bobie Doll and Big Jim Picato? Yeah, they pretty much hate
his guts.
Selected from 47 submissions from 18 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX — 1 (1st #1! Woohoo!)
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 2, 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, 8
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 4
Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL — 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 6, 8
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 8
Tina Danecke, Ottawa, ON — 8
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 8
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic, Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro
property value.
(Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH)
(Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR)
(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)
(Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL)
(Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI)
(Tina Danecke, Ottawa, ON)
He totally disrespected the Cougar family by changing his name.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
He thinks he’s so smart just because he can spell R-O-C-K in
the U-S-A! I’d like to see him try something realy tough like
P-O-T-A-T-O-E!
(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)
(Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA)
(Gary Reynolds, Indianapolis, IN)
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Runners Up list name
(Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA)