February 27, 2008      Share/Save/Bookmark

NOTE FROM ANDY:
Rapper Eminem is penning his memoirs.
It’s tentatively to be titled
Eminem: The Way I Am.
Yo, check it.

What titles would other musicians bestow
upon their own opuses?

The Top 10 Musicians’ Memoirs

10> Michael Jackson: It Doesn’t Matter If I’m Black or White

9> Yoko Ono: How To Do Book On Only On3 Vow3l

8> William Shatner: I Am *Too* a Musician!

7> Meat Loaf: I Would Do Anything For a Comeback (Including That)

6> Radiohead: Available For Free At the Library

5> Sonny Bono: Tree-Hugger

4> Paul McCartney: Paul is Read

3> Tom Jones: Panties From Heaven

2> Milli Vanilli: In Our Own Words

and the Number 1 Musicians’ Memoirs…
1> Yo-Yo Ma: Mmmm, Cello!


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Credits:

Selected from 64 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1 (11th #1!)
Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN — 2, 5
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, New York — 3
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4, 6
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 7
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 8
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 9
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 10
Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME — Topic
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Bio Rhythms

Butthole Surfers: The Kids Get Their Mouths Scrubbed on
What-Does-Daddy-Do? Day

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Cinderella: Shagging Groupies in a Pumpkin

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Frank Sinatra: They Promised To Bury Me In Giants Stadium

(Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX)

John Denver: Losing Altitude

(Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN)

John Lennon: You Mean He Missed Yoko Completely?

(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)

Mama Cass: Down the Wrong Pipe

(Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN)

Panic! At the Disco: Help! I Can’t Type? Worth; A Damn&]

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

R. Kelly: Thank Heaven for Little Girls

(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

Tupac Shakur: Yep, I Wrote This Before I Was Dead, Too

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Runners Up list name

(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)

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