February 27th, 2008
NOTE FROM ANDY:
Rapper Eminem is penning his memoirs.
It’s tentatively to be titled
Eminem: The Way I Am.
Yo, check it.
What titles would other musicians bestow
upon their own opuses?
It’s tentatively to be titled
Eminem: The Way I Am.
Yo, check it.
What titles would other musicians bestow
upon their own opuses?
The Top 10 Musicians’ Memoirs
10> Michael Jackson: It Doesn’t Matter If I’m Black or White
9> Yoko Ono: How To Do Book On Only On3 Vow3l
8> William Shatner: I Am *Too* a Musician!
7> Meat Loaf: I Would Do Anything For a Comeback (Including That)
6> Radiohead: Available For Free At the Library
5> Sonny Bono: Tree-Hugger
4> Paul McCartney: Paul is Read
3> Tom Jones: Panties From Heaven
2> Milli Vanilli: In Our Own Words
and the Number 1 Musicians’ Memoirs…
1> Yo-Yo Ma: Mmmm, Cello!
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Credits:
Selected from 64 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1 (11th #1!)
Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN — 2, 5
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, New York — 3
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4, 6
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 7
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 8
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 9
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 10
Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME — Topic
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Maestro
RUNNERS UP list — Bio Rhythms
Butthole Surfers: The Kids Get Their Mouths Scrubbed on
What-Does-Daddy-Do? Day
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Cinderella: Shagging Groupies in a Pumpkin
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Frank Sinatra: They Promised To Bury Me In Giants Stadium
(Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX)
John Denver: Losing Altitude
(Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN)
John Lennon: You Mean He Missed Yoko Completely?
(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)
Mama Cass: Down the Wrong Pipe
(Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN)
Panic! At the Disco: Help! I Can’t Type? Worth; A Damn&]
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
R. Kelly: Thank Heaven for Little Girls
(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)
Tupac Shakur: Yep, I Wrote This Before I Was Dead, Too
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Runners Up list name
(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Cinderella: Shagging Groupies in a Pumpkin
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Frank Sinatra: They Promised To Bury Me In Giants Stadium
(Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX)
John Denver: Losing Altitude
(Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN)
John Lennon: You Mean He Missed Yoko Completely?
(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)
Mama Cass: Down the Wrong Pipe
(Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN)
Panic! At the Disco: Help! I Can’t Type? Worth; A Damn&]
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
R. Kelly: Thank Heaven for Little Girls
(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)
Tupac Shakur: Yep, I Wrote This Before I Was Dead, Too
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
Runners Up list name
(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)
