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Hard rock legends Guns ‘n Roses will be releasing their first studio album in 17 years this November 23rd, called “Chinese Democracy.” What are some song titles we can expect to see?

The Top 6 Songs on the New Guns N’ Roses Album

6> Sweet Grandchild O’Mine

5> Knockin’ [...]

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With only a few weeks left in President Bush’s administration, surely he and Laura are starting to box things up. Time to put on some grubby jeans, tape up some boxes, pop the “O” keys off the White House keyboards, and fill up the U-Haul. What will they sing [...]

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Gradually, major musical acts are signing exclusive deals with retailing behemoth Wal-Mart. First it was The Eagles. Most notably, the legendary heavy-metal band AC/DC is selling its new album at Wal-Mart stores only. As part of the deal, might the giant retailer ask that the song titles change?

The Top 5 Song Titles From [...]

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Yep, Britney’s back. Most items about her in the news lately have actually been positive, ranging from her slowly stabilizing personal life to her new writhing… er, writing new music.

The Top 5 Signs of Britney Spears’ Comeback

5> She’s sleeping with the entire cast of “High School [...]

The Top 6 Songs About the Economic Meltdown

6> When the Fed takes your cash And props banks up real fast That’s a bailout!

5> Blame It on McCain

4> Gimme Some Lubin’

3> The Times They Are Foreclosin’

2> The Night They Drove Old DowJones Down

and the Number 1 Song About the Economic Meltdown…

1> Helplessly Homeless

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Selected from 23 [...]

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In Stockholm, there will, sooner or later, be an ABBA-themed museum. It’s in the planning stage now (no, really). If other musical acts had museums, what would they be like?

The Top 9 Music-Themed Museums

9> The “Weird Al” Yankovic Museum: Similar to the Louvre, but funnier.

8> The Beatles Museum: [...]

The Top 8 Songs/Lyrics About Sarah Palin

8> “A Whiter Shade of Palin”

7> “We Are Family (Values)”

6> “Sarahcuda”

5> “Lipstick on Your Porker”

4> “Girls Just Wanna Have Guns”

3> “Wasilla Love Songs”

2> “Dancing on the (Glass) Ceiling”

and the Number 1 Song/Lyric About Sarah Palin…

1> “Salmon Chanted Evening”

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Selected from 31 submissions from 9 contributors. This [...]

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Rappers Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube are slated to do a tour of Australia soon, yet Australian authorities keep vacillating on whether they’ll let Snoop into the country because of his US criminal record. What would Australians say about this?

The Top 5 Australian Comments About Snoop Dogg

5> “Aww, come on, mate. [...]

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A few days ago, the great soul crooner Isaac Hayes collapsed and died at his Memphis home, supposedly due to a stroke. He was 65. Are there things we never fully realized about the late great Soul Man?

The Top 6 Surprises About Isaac Hayes

6> World-class kazoo player.

5> Has the files [...]

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Last week, several people were arrested in a sting involving what’s believed to be a multi-million-dollar global identity theft/credit card fraud ring. The hackers hail from all over the world, including Russia, Lithuania, China, and yes, Miami. Let’s immortalize these exploits in song!

The Top 10 Songs About Computer Hackers

10> Can’t [...]