Lists from 2005
- Dec 14 Items on Musicians’ Holiday Wish Lists
- Dec 7 “Born to Run” Lyrics Re-Written for 2005
- Nov 30 Features of Microsoft’s MP3 Music Player
- Nov 23 Country/Western Thanksgiving Songs
- Nov 16 Ways to Make a Night at the Opera More Exciting
- Nov 9 Cool Things About Having Janet Jackson as Your Mom
- Nov 2 Songs About the Leak Investigation
- Oct 26 Signs Your Bandmate’s a Zombie
- Oct 19 Songs for the Dumped
- Oct 12 Rock Songs of the Religious Right
- Sep 28 Newly Discovered Backward Musical Messages
- Sep 21 Historical Rap Songs
- Sep 14 Songs in the New Broadway Musical, “Prison!”
- Sep 7 Surprises Discovered During Madonna’s Hospital Stay
- Aug 31 Ways to Annoy Your Maestro
- Aug 23 Names for the Eagles’ *Next* Farewell Tour
- Aug 10 Reasons Genesis Should Do a Reunion Tour
- Jul 13 Songs or Song Lyrics From Yoda’s iPod
- Jul 6 Provisions in Musicians’ Wills
- Jun 29 Rejected Fan Nicknames (Part II)
- Jun 22 Rejected Fan Nicknames (Part I)
- Jun 15 Updates of Classic Songs
- Jun 1 Songs About Poker
- May 25 Signs Your Band Is About to Split Up
- May 18 Songs About Pope Benedict XVI
- May 11 Surprises During Britney Spears’ Pregnancy
- Apr 20 Lyrics of Songs If They’d Been Written About McDonald’s
- Apr 13 Songs in “Lord of the Rings: The Musical”
- Apr 6 Excuses for Losing Out to a Monkey at a Band Audition
- Mar 30 Surprises in the Ringo Starr Animated Series
- Mar 16 Tidbits of Testimony From Michael Jackson’s Character Witnesses
- Mar 9 Reasons Your Video Won’t Make VH1′s Top 20 Countdown
- Mar 2 Things Overheard at Christina Aguilera’s Engagement Party
- Feb 23 Rock Stars’ Kids’ Complaints
- Feb 16 Items on Beverly Sills’s To-Do List
- Feb 9 Bumper Stickers on Famous Musicians’ Cars
- Feb 2 Rock ‘n’ Roll Retirement Home Names
- Jan 26 Surprises Planned for Paul McCartney’s Super Bowl Halftime Show
- Jan 19 Signs You’re About to Get Kicked Out of Your Band
- Jan 12 Country Music Songs From the Year 2105
- Jan 5 Reasons We’re Glad ABBA’s Not Reuniting