Lists for 2005:
- Items on Musicians’ Holiday Wish Lists
- “Born to Run” Lyrics Re-Written for 2005
- Features of Microsoft’s MP3 Music Player
- Country/Western Thanksgiving Songs
- Ways to Make a Night at the Opera More Exciting
- Cool Things About Having Janet Jackson as Your Mom
- Songs About the Leak Investigation
- Signs Your Bandmate’s a Zombie
- Songs for the Dumped
- Rock Songs of the Religious Right
- Newly Discovered Backward Musical Messages
- Historical Rap Songs
- Songs in the New Broadway Musical, “Prison!”
- Surprises Discovered During Madonna’s Hospital Stay
- Ways to Annoy Your Maestro
- Names for the Eagles’ *Next* Farewell Tour
- Reasons Genesis Should Do a Reunion Tour
- Songs or Song Lyrics From Yoda’s iPod
- Provisions in Musicians’ Wills
- Rejected Fan Nicknames (Part II)
- Rejected Fan Nicknames (Part I)
- Updates of Classic Songs
- Songs About Poker
- Signs Your Band Is About to Split Up
- Songs About Pope Benedict XVI
- Surprises During Britney Spears’ Pregnancy
- Lyrics of Songs If They’d Been Written About McDonald’s
- Songs in “Lord of the Rings: The Musical”
- Excuses for Losing Out to a Monkey at a Band Audition
- Surprises in the Ringo Starr Animated Series
- Tidbits of Testimony From Michael Jackson’s Character Witnesses
- Reasons Your Video Won’t Make VH1’s Top 20 Countdown
- Things Overheard at Christina Aguilera’s Engagement Party
- Rock Stars’ Kids’ Complaints
- Items on Beverly Sills’s To-Do List
- Bumper Stickers on Famous Musicians’ Cars
- Rock ‘n’ Roll Retirement Home Names
- Surprises Planned for Paul McCartney’s Super Bowl Halftime Show
- Signs You’re About to Get Kicked Out of Your Band
- Country Music Songs From the Year 2105
- Reasons We’re Glad ABBA’s Not Reuniting
