Lists from 2004
- Dec 8 Lies Used to Obtain Backstage Access
- Nov 24 Names for Elton John’s New Sitcom
- Nov 17 Names of Rock Bands If They Suddenly Became Country or Bluegrass Bands
- Nov 10 Rejected Names for Wedding Bands
- Nov 3 Other Changes Now That Britney’s Married
- Oct 27 Things Overheard at Billy Joel’s Wedding
- Oct 20 Titles of Hit Songs If the Artists Had Been Jewish
- Oct 13 Pet Peeves of Drummers
- Oct 6 Least Loved Wiggles Songs
- Sep 29 Things Overheard on the Vote for Change Tour
- Sep 22 Epitaphs on Famous Musicians’ Headstones
- Sep 15 Surprises in the Broadway Musical Version of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”
- Sep 8 Euphemisms for “Groupie”
- Sep 1 Songs in the Musical Version of “The Ten Commandments”
- Aug 25 Punchlines to Jokes About Musical Instruments
- Aug 18 Signs Your Political Candidate Used to Be a Rock Star
- Jul 28 Songs From “Fight Club: The Musical”
- Jul 14 Favorite Songs of Cannibals
- Jul 7 Signs You Won’t Be INXS’s New Lead Singer
- Jun 30 Reasons Creed Broke Up
- Jun 23 Things on Phish’s To-Do List
- Jun 16 Children’s Books by Billy Joel
- Jun 9 Rap Songs by David Hasselhoff
- Jun 2 Undocumented Features of the Next Generation iPod and iTunes Devices
- May 26 New Iraqi National Anthems
- May 19 Signs a Boy Band’s Members Are No Longer Teens
- May 12 Theme Songs for John Kerry’s Presidential Campaign
- May 5 Signs You Weren’t Cut Out to Play Punk Rock (Part II)
- Apr 28 Signs You Weren’t Cut Out to Play Punk Rock (Part I)
- Apr 21 Other Uses for a Tuba
- Apr 14 Things Overheard During the Janet Jackson-Hosted “Saturday Night Live”
- Apr 7 Reasons It’s Better to Be a Keyboard Player Than a Guitar Player
- Mar 31 Reasons It’s Better to Be a Guitar Player Than a Keyboard Player
- Mar 24 Differences If Yoko Ono Were Running for President
- Mar 3 Names for Jewish Boy Bands
- Feb 25 Signs Your Favorite Musician Has Had a Sex Change Operation
- Feb 18 Most Popular Songs at the Moon Colony
- Feb 11 Songs on Janet Jackson’s Next Album
- Feb 4 Future Careers of Today’s Pop Stars
- Jan 28 Surprises in the New Season of “American Idol”
- Jan 21 Things Overheard at Britney’s Wedding Ceremony
- Jan 14 New Names for Established Bands When They Are No Longer Legally Allowed to
- Jan 7 Rejected Music Celeb Endorsements