Lists for 2004:
- Lies Used to Obtain Backstage Access
- Names for Elton John’s New Sitcom
- Names of Rock Bands If They Suddenly Became Country or Bluegrass Bands
- Rejected Names for Wedding Bands
- Other Changes Now That Britney’s Married
- Things Overheard at Billy Joel’s Wedding
- Titles of Hit Songs If the Artists Had Been Jewish
- Pet Peeves of Drummers
- Least Loved Wiggles Songs
- Things Overheard on the Vote for Change Tour
- Epitaphs on Famous Musicians’ Headstones
- Surprises in the Broadway Musical Version of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”
- Euphemisms for “Groupie”
- Songs in the Musical Version of “The Ten Commandments”
- Punchlines to Jokes About Musical Instruments
- Signs Your Political Candidate Used to Be a Rock Star
- Songs From “Fight Club: The Musical”
- Favorite Songs of Cannibals
- Signs You Won’t Be INXS’s New Lead Singer
- Reasons Creed Broke Up
- Things on Phish’s To-Do List
- Children’s Books by Billy Joel
- Rap Songs by David Hasselhoff
- Undocumented Features of the Next Generation iPod and iTunes Devices
- New Iraqi National Anthems
- Signs a Boy Band’s Members Are No Longer Teens
- Theme Songs for John Kerry’s Presidential Campaign
- Signs You Weren’t Cut Out to Play Punk Rock (Part II)
- Signs You Weren’t Cut Out to Play Punk Rock (Part I)
- Other Uses for a Tuba
- Things Overheard During the Janet Jackson-Hosted “Saturday Night Live”
- Reasons It’s Better to Be a Keyboard Player Than a Guitar Player
- Reasons It’s Better to Be a Guitar Player Than a Keyboard Player
- Differences If Yoko Ono Were Running for President
- Names for Jewish Boy Bands
- Signs Your Favorite Musician Has Had a Sex Change Operation
- Most Popular Songs at the Moon Colony
- Songs on Janet Jackson’s Next Album
- Future Careers of Today’s Pop Stars
- Surprises in the New Season of “American Idol”
- Things Overheard at Britney’s Wedding Ceremony
- New Names for Established Bands When They Are No Longer Legally Allowed to
- Rejected Music Celeb Endorsements
