Lists from 2003
- Dec 31 Songs George Bush Is Considering for His Re-Election Campaign
- Dec 10 Michael Jackson Defenses
- Dec 3 Limericks About Jennifer Lopez
- Nov 26 Roadie Pickup Lines
- Nov 19 Ways Our Favorite Artists Celebrate Thanksgiving
- Nov 12 Names for Reunion Tours
- Nov 5 Duets/Collaborations We’d Like to See
- Oct 29 Other Musician-Endorsed Soft Drinks
- Oct 22 Advantages of Having Satan as Your Band’s Manager
- Oct 15 Signs Your Wife/Girlfriend Used to Be a Groupie
- Oct 8 Musical Numbers in the Broadway Musical Version of “Monty Python’s ‘The Holy Grail’”
- Oct 1 Long Songs Rewritten for Reality
- Sep 23 Other Album/Movie Pairings
- Sep 17 Things Overheard During Jacko’s Neverland Ranch Party
- Sep 10 Thai Translations of American Song Titles
- Sep 3 Reasons the Beatles’ Fifteen Minutes Are Almost Up
- Aug 27 First Ladies’ Dance Club Hits
- Aug 20 Things Overheard on Duran Duran’s Reunion Tour
- Aug 13 Other Things Britney Admits
- Aug 6 Musicians’ Favorite Breakfast Cereals
- Jul 16 Reasons Cher’s “Final Tour” Just Won’t Die
- Jul 9 Haikus About the 2003 Simon & Garfunkel Reunion Tour
- Jul 2 Least Appropriate Songs to Play During the Seventh Inning Stretch
- Jun 25 Reasons Sinead O’Connor Is Calling It Quits
- Jun 18 Songs About Cooking
- Jun 11 Features of Apple’s Online Music Store
- Jun 4 Things Overheard on the Aerosmith/Kiss Fall Tour
- May 28 Least Appropriate Songs to Play at a Funeral
- May 21 Reasons We’re Suing Our Favorite Artists
- May 14 Atheist Rock Songs
- May 7 Signs You’re Dating a Drummer
- Apr 30 Least Favorite Classes in Your College’s Music Department
- Apr 23 Ways We Celebrated the Top5 Music List’s 100th List
- Apr 16 New Anti-War Songs
- Apr 9 Limericks About Musicians
- Apr 2 Uses for Michael Jackson’s Old Noses
- Mar 26 Signs Your Musical Era Has Passed
- Mar 19 Real Reasons the Recording Industry Is in Financial Trouble
- Mar 12 Little Known Facts About Our Favorite Musicians
- Mar 5 Songs on the Doors’ New Album
- Feb 26 Web Sites Frequented by Pete Townshend
- Feb 19 New Pop Star Pepsi Ad Campaigns
- Feb 12 Songs in the Iraqi Top Forty
- Feb 5 Musical Artist Anagrams
- Jan 29 Signs You Won’t Be Winning a Grammy Award
- Jan 22 Surprises on the Recovered Beatles Tapes
- Jan 15 New Musical Genres
- Jan 8 New Uses for Napster.com
- Jan 2 Reasons for a New Eagles Album and World Tour