Lists for 2003:
- Songs George Bush Is Considering for His Re-Election Campaign
- Michael Jackson Defenses
- Limericks About Jennifer Lopez
- Roadie Pickup Lines
- Ways Our Favorite Artists Celebrate Thanksgiving
- Names for Reunion Tours
- Duets/Collaborations We’d Like to See
- Other Musician-Endorsed Soft Drinks
- Advantages of Having Satan as Your Band’s Manager
- Signs Your Wife/Girlfriend Used to Be a Groupie
- Musical Numbers in the Broadway Musical Version of “Monty Python’s ‘The Holy Grail’”
- Long Songs Rewritten for Reality
- Other Album/Movie Pairings
- Things Overheard During Jacko’s Neverland Ranch Party
- Thai Translations of American Song Titles
- Reasons the Beatles’ Fifteen Minutes Are Almost Up
- First Ladies’ Dance Club Hits
- Things Overheard on Duran Duran’s Reunion Tour
- Other Things Britney Admits
- Musicians’ Favorite Breakfast Cereals
- Reasons Cher’s “Final Tour” Just Won’t Die
- Haikus About the 2003 Simon & Garfunkel Reunion Tour
- Least Appropriate Songs to Play During the Seventh Inning Stretch
- Reasons Sinead O’Connor Is Calling It Quits
- Songs About Cooking
- Features of Apple’s Online Music Store
- Things Overheard on the Aerosmith/Kiss Fall Tour
- Least Appropriate Songs to Play at a Funeral
- Reasons We’re Suing Our Favorite Artists
- Atheist Rock Songs
- Signs You’re Dating a Drummer
- Least Favorite Classes in Your College’s Music Department
- Ways We Celebrated the Top5 Music List’s 100th List
- New Anti-War Songs
- Limericks About Musicians
- Uses for Michael Jackson’s Old Noses
- Signs Your Musical Era Has Passed
- Real Reasons the Recording Industry Is in Financial Trouble
- Little Known Facts About Our Favorite Musicians
- Songs on the Doors’ New Album
- Web Sites Frequented by Pete Townshend
- New Pop Star Pepsi Ad Campaigns
- Songs in the Iraqi Top Forty
- Musical Artist Anagrams
- Signs You Won’t Be Winning a Grammy Award
- Surprises on the Recovered Beatles Tapes
- New Musical Genres
- New Uses for Napster.com
- Reasons for a New Eagles Album and World Tour
