Lists for 2002:
- Songs on “A Very Special Heavy Metal Christmas, Vol. 2″
- Rap Songs About Consensual Sexual Relationships
- Grocery Lists of Musicians
- Musician-Owned Magazines
- Rejected Titles for Bruce Springsteen’s “The Rising”
- Things Overheard on the Other Ones Tour
- Rejected Top5 Music List Topics
- Rock Stars’ Halloween Costumes
- Country Songs About Shakespeare Plays
- Ways Songwriters Beat Writer’s Block
- Rejected “Rock and Roll Jeopardy” Categories
- Other Uses for a Flute
- Ways MTV Executives Justify Still Calling It “Music” TV
- Signs Your Toddler Is Going to Become a Musician
- Things Overheard in Line Camping Out for Tickets to See Bruce Springsteen &
- Reasons to Start a Garage Band
- Misconceptions About Bluegrass Music
- Titles for Barbara and Jenna Bush’s Debut Album
- Songs Rewritten for Seniors
- Ironic Cover Songs
- Pieces of Advice Other Musicians Are Giving Billy Joel
- Things Overheard at MTV During Negotiations for the Next Season of “The Osbournes”
- Rejected Songs from Disney Movies
- Signs You’ve Been Living with a Musician Too Long
- Rejected Tribute Band Names
- Things Overheard When George Harrison and John Lennon Reunited in Heaven
- Things Overheard on the David Lee Roth/Sammy Hagar Tour
- Things Overheard at Auditions for “Movin’ Out”
- Album Cover Typos
- Features if Microsoft Made Musical Instruments
- Rejected Supergroup Names
- Things on Mariah Carey’s To-Do List
- Little Known Features in the Apple “iPod”
- Surprises on Paul McCartney’s Upcoming Tour
- Verses from “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” as Written by Other Lyricists
- Current Gigs of Washed-Up 80s Pop Stars
- Signs Your Maestro Is High on Post-Op Painkillers (Part II)
- Signs Your Maestro Is High on Post-Op Painkillers (Part I)
- Keith Richards Health & Beauty Tips
- Signs You’re Dating a Classical Composer
- Songs Rejected for Olympic Figure Skating Routines
- Tuba Player Pickup Lines
- Things Elton John Hates About the Record Industry
- Songs in “Stem Cell: The Musical”
