Lists for 2001:
- Reasons Jimmy Buffett Is Cooler than Warren Buffett
- Reasons Peter Gabriel Hasn’t Released His New Album Yet
- Songs on “A Very Special Heavy Metal Christmas”
- Chapter Titles in Bob Dylan’s Autobiography
- Songs About Lawyers
- Rejected Numerical Band Names
- Songs About Smoking
- Terms Ticketmaster Rejected in Favor of “Convenience Charge”
- Movies About Country Music
- Signs You’re Staying in a Rock-and-Roll Hotel
- Signs You’re Dating a Folk Singer
- Names for the New Mellencamp-King Musical
- Operas About Animals
- VH-1 “Behind the Music” Scenes We’d Like to See
- Differences if the Dixie Chicks Were Actual Baby Chickens
- Signs Your Musical Won’t Make it to Broadway
- Unusual Contractual Demands of Musicians on Tour
- Differences if Britney Spears Were President
- Other Surprise Revelations About Mozart
- Things Overheard Backstage at an *N SYNC Concert
- Items on Eric Clapton’s To-Do List
- Other Uses for Drumsticks
- Songs We Wish Would Be Used as Jingles
- Rejected Titles for Fleetwood Mac’s New Album
- Rejected Rapper Names (Part II)
- Rejected Rapper Names (Part I)
- Worst Songs to Play at Your Wedding
- Lyrics You Won’t Hear on Eminem’s Next Album
- Musical Phrases that Sound Dirty, but Aren’t
- Rejected Names for One (or All) of Led Zeppelin’s First 4 Albums
- Signs You’re Dating an Opera Singer
- Effects of Napster’s Demise
- Least Favorite Songs of George W. Bush
- Signs You Paid Too Much for Your Concert Ticket
- Signs Your Maestro is Nuts
- Rejected Country & Western Band Names
- Least Cool Bluesman Nicknames
- Little-Known Musical Performance Terms
- Signs You’re Only Going to Be a One-Hit Wonder
