NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

My cousin Jeff and his friend Craig used to
play this game about movies. Here’s how it works:
The Bad Guy was blowed up, the Good Guy got the Girl
and repaired his friendship with the Supporting Guy,
everyone lifts their drinks, and someone says
the very last line of dialogue…
With the title of the movie in it.

The Top 8 Worst Last
Lines Using the Title

8> “See Ray, the weather’s not so bad at this train station. And the weather guy said it was supposed to rain, man!”

7> “Geez, I hope Teddy didn’t mind me leaving that bullet in his face as a little memento.”

6> “Francesca’s children went on to lead productive lives, including her son Michael who became a dentist. In fact, he became well-known for fashioning the finest bridges of Madison County.”

5> “Aw, the hell with it. We still got Brooklyn. Let the Muppets take Manhattan.”

4> “John, I forgot how much I love you. Now I’m going to take you home and hump you so violently, you’re going to die hard.”

3> “Years later, I would recall Atticus with a great deal of love and respect. Except for his breath, of course — that was rank enough to kill a mockingbird.”

2> “How many times do I have to tell you, Rocky? Five raw eggs! That’s 5, Rocky, 5!!”

and the Number 1 Worst Last Line Using the Title…

1> “No, I’ve spent my life chasing crooks and I’m not trained for anything else. I guess I’m just stuck being Batman forever.”

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 1, 2, 5 (3 pic deal! 8th #1)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 3, 4, 7 (three-picture deal!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 6
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — The List’s Last Word