NOTE FROM MR. IDOL:

While certainly one of the finest producers of
children’s entertainment, Disney is also known
within the industry for being fiscally tight-fisted,
and inflexible with their employees…

The Top 9 Worst
Jobs with Disney Corp.

9> Goofy Gofer

8> Custodian of Walt’s Head

7> Tarzan’s Parasite-Picker

6> Donald’s Pants-Finder

5> “Pirates of the Caribbean” Water Taster

4> Emptying The Beast’s litterbox

3> Dalmatian Wrangler (one guy for all 102 of those damn yappy little bastards!!)

2> VP in Charge of Down-playing Animators’ Sexual Subliminal Messages

and The Number 1 Worst Job with Disney Corp….

1> Anything dealing with Eisner for more than 10 seconds

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Greg Preece, Comic — 1, 2, 3, 8 (Grand slam!)
Eric Lipton, Civilian — 4, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent — 6
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 9
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator