NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Well,
it’s our
last list
before the
holidays — we
have to get back
to our day jobs,
making toys for Santa,
the slavedriver! We’ll be
back on Friday, January 7th.
For now, what *I* want from each
and every subscriber this year is
to tell another movie-lovin’ friend
about the Top5 Movies list. Subscribe
info is at the very bottom. So, if our
readership doesn’t double in the next
week, you’re all getting a lump of coal!
Happy Holidays, everyone. Peace
to you
and your
family.
(But now, put the kids to bed, because it’s…)

The Top 9 Ways to Make Watching
“It’s a Wonderful Life” More Interesting

9> Every time you hear the word “angel,” substitute “prostitute.”

8> Wonder how the hell old man Potter could actually be a relative of Drew Barrymore.

7> Throughout the whole movie, imagine Donna Reed naked.

6> Drink more eggnog!!

5> See how many giggles you can get out of adding “That’s what she said” after every line.

4> Make a chart to track how many times George takes a beating.

3> Debate the Freudian meaning of “Zu Zu’s petals.”

2> Colorize it with crayons reallly fast on your TV screen.

and the Number 1 Way to Make Watching “It’s a Wonderful Life”
More Interesting…

1> Mute the TV and play “Dark Side of the Moon” on the stereo.

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1, 2, 3
(Royal 3-picture deal!)
John English, Orem, UT — 1, 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 1
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 6, 9
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 7
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 7
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 8
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA — Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Some call him “Kringle”