NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Despite many overtures from the studio and
producers, Clint Eastwood says he will
not make another “Dirty Harry” sequel.

The Top 9 Ways to Get Clint
Eastwood to Do Another “Dirty Harry” Movie

9> The new script has Detective Callahan shooting a hooker named “Sandy Locks.”

8> For the romantic lead, cast a hot, younger actress, like Helen Mirren.

7> Promise to end filming by 3:30 every day so he won’t miss the early-bird special.

6> Let him work with that sweet monkey again.

5> Offer to “pimp his ride.”

4> Offer to destroy all known copies of “Paint Your Wagon.”

3> “Clint, it’s either you or David Hasselhoff.”

2> Send Jessica Walter to have a little “chat” with him.

and the Number 1 Way to Get Clint Eastwood to Do Another “Dirty
Harry” Movie…

1> Forget the small-town mayor crap; stage another recall and put him the Governor’s mansion!

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Credits:

Selected from 35 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1 (7th #1)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 3
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 4
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 5, 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 7, 8
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Hairy, but not Dirty