The Top 6 Ways That “Testing,
Testing…” Guy Unwinds After the Sound Check

5> Listens to a little Duran Duran.

4> Calls Little Caesar’s for “pizza, pizza.”

3> Works on his biography of Sirhan Sirhan.

3> Moonlights on auto racing commercials: “SUNDAY! SUNDAY!”

2> Trains for “The Bigs” — singing the Emergency Broadcast System tone.

and the Number 1 Way That “Testing, Testing…” Guy Unwinds After
the Sound Check…

1> Same as every night — pheasant under glass, cognac, and a favorite episode of “Masterpiece Theater.”

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Peter Rogers, Civilian — 1
Brian Klesc, Civilian — 2
Jeff Rabinowitz, Civilian — 3
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent — 4, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator