February 3rd, 2006
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Disney bought its chief animation rival, Pixar,
which is run by Apple’s chairman, Steve Jobs.
He is now the largest shareholder, and there
is speculation on the extent of his influence
upon the venerable entertainment giant.
which is run by Apple’s chairman, Steve Jobs.
He is now the largest shareholder, and there
is speculation on the extent of his influence
upon the venerable entertainment giant.
The Top 8 Ways Steve
Jobs Will Change Disney
Jobs Will Change Disney
8> “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” digitally modified to have the heroine eat a poison peach.
7> All windows removed from all theme park buildings.
6> Jobs’ official title now “iGod.”
5> New sign over old ride: “It’s a Nano World.”
4> Movie villains wear pocket protectors and black-framed glasses with white cloth-tape repairs.
3> Pooh sidekick now called “OSX Tigger.”
2> Donald Duck still doesn’t wear pants, just a black turtleneck.
and the Number 1 Way Steve Jobs Will Change Disney…
1> More hugs, fewer executions.
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Credits:
Selected from 39 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1, 3
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 2
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 4
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5, 7
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 8
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Polisher
