NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Poor Arnold. California’s Governator is duking it
out with political opponents from “girlie-man”
liberals to union teachers and firefighters; his
job approval rating has plummeted into the 30s…

The Top 8 Ways
Schwarzenegger Can Raise His Approval Rating

8> Drop the phony Austrian accent and start speaking in his natural midwestern twang.

7> Claim that if he leaves office, he might do another Conan movie.

6> Appoint Mary Carey as Head Ambassador of Good Will and Linda Hamilton as the Deputy Chief of Kicking Ass.

5> Remind everyone how ex-wife Jamie Lee Curtis and he saved the world from nuclear terrorism.

4> Start travelling to and from work by hanging from the bottom of a helicopter.

3> Fewer policy explanations, more bazookas.

2> Grant himself an official pardon for “Last Action Hero.”

and the Number 1 Way Schwarzenegger Can Raise His Approval
Rating…

1> Liberate North Dakota.

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Credits:

Selected from 35 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

John English, Orem, UT — 1, 4 (10th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 8 (9th #1)
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 2
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2, 6, 7, 8 (Blockbuster!)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 3
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Pumper-Upper