September 7th, 2007



The Top 8 Ways “Rush Hour 3″ Is
Different Than Its Predecessors


8> Less rush, seemingly endless hours.

7> Chris Tucker three times more annoying, three times still not a star.

6> The cracking you hear when Jackie Chan hits someone? It’s the sound of his joints.

5> Even “The Exorcist” and “Rosemary’s Baby” weren’t enough to scare the stink out of this dog.

4> Only one more sequel until Joe Pesci will start appearing.

3> Having exhausted all racist stereotype jokes, the entire movie consists of just Tucker and Chan yelling unintelligibly.

2> This time, Chris Tucker plays the Asian guy.

and the Number 1 Way “Rush Hour 3″ Is Different Than Its Predecessors…

1> The ending scene at the airport? Chan is on Tucker’s *left* this time.




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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 1, 7, 8 (Three-pic deal!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2, 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 3
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Tries Not to Rush