NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

After bitterly contesting the Screen Actors Guild
election, Valerie “Rhoda” Harper lost a second time
to Melissa “Little House on the Prairie” Gilbert
to run the actors union..

The Top 7 Ways Rhoda Will
Seek Revenge Upon Laura Ingalls

7> Send that guy with the huge face over to scare the hell outta her.

6> Set her up on a blind date with Ed Asner, because man, that’s one hairy dude.

5> Large trade ads that read “Almonzo was a lousy lay!”

4> “What happened to Chuckles the Clown could happen to you, too, farm-girl.”

3> Sign her up for “Weakest Link: Power-Hungry Has-Beens Edition”

2> “Laura Ingalls, Tony Baretta. Tony Baretta, Laura Ingalls.”

and the Number 1 Way Rhoda Will Seek Revenge Upon Laura
Ingalls…

1> Send Phyllis over to “fix her wagon”.

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William C. Martell, Screenwriter — 1, 2, 4 (6th #1, Hat trick!)
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 3, 5
Jeff Rabinowitz, Civilian — 6
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 7
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator