NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Okay, one last election list for four years.
Or until Arnold changes the Constitution.

The Top 8 Ways Movies Would Be
Different Under President John Kerry

8> It’s a comedy! It’s a drama! It’s a comedy! It’s a horror flick!

7> A dramatic rise in movies starring middle-aged metrosexuals, geniuses with huge heads and horses.

6> Character Actors For Truth places ads questioning whether those Academy Awards were really earned.

5> Federally-mandated product placement for Heinz ketchup.

4> Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, Martin Sheen, Janeane Garofalo, Michael Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, the Dixie Chicks, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Barbara Streisand and Linda Ronstadt will finally shut the #*$& up.

3> People who make more than $200,000 will have to pay double for tickets.

2> You’re never quite sure whether you should side with the hero or with the villain.

and the Number 1 Way Movies Would Be Different Under President
John Kerry…

1> Before production can begin, all scripts must be approved by special board of French, British and German filmmakers.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1 (5th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2, 5
John English, Orem, UT — 3, 7, 8 (Three-pic deal!)
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 4
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 5, 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 6, 8
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Crying in his Dr. Pepper