NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Happy New Year!!

The Top 7 Ways Movies Will
Be Different in the Year 3003

7> Other than being holographic (I want a Giant popcorn and a Super-sized drink!) movies will be pretty much the same (I need to see this movie again… today!) as they’ve always been: Boy meets girl, boy loses girl (Must… patronize… this… theater… again….), boy gets girl.

6> In Forest Lawn Cemetery, Pamela Anderson’s breasts will finally start to deteriorate.

5> Two hours of commercials and 2 minutes of movie.

4> Best Picture: Planet of the Humans. Best Actor: K’eanu Rev 5.

3> Beamed 3-D directly into your brain; most men believe they have out-skiied avalanches and slept with Gwyneth 113.

2> Ticket prices drop from an outrageous $195.00 to a very reasonable $179.00.

and the Number 1 Way Movies Will Be Different in the Year 3003…

1> In the re-animated “The Ten Commandments,” the part of Moses will actually be played by Moses.

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Credits:

Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kim Davis, Los Angeles, CA — 1 (Yippee-ki-yay! 1st #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
Kris Johnson, Glendale, CA — 3
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 4
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 5, Banner Tag
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Visionary